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But just imagine what she'll do with that cell... Righteous as ever, The Times emphasizes that this is the latest in a "wave of corporate scandals." Tactful as ever, The Post leads that Martha's "goose isn't just cooked - it's burned to a crisp." Meanwhile, the headlines on MarthaStewart.com trumpet "more than 200 new items for spring...."