1000 Lb. Coffee Table

This is the 1000 LB. coffee table. Although it has the look of Carrara or Onyx marble, the boys at Sundayland say that it is "quarried from pure imagination".

High gloss patterned vinyl and foam make this block of beauty perfect for anywhere inside or out.

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And we take it that the 1,000-pound coffee table sits wherever it wants?

At first glance it made me chuckle...so i guess the actual weight has like 3 fewer zeros.

actually make that 2..

If I bought that I better stay in my apartment for a long time because nobody will help me move that thing. A beer promise won't cut it.

Does anyone...not like it? Its vinyl. All it needs is a bow in the center top and you could carry to someone's house for the holidays and put some sweat on your forehead...

I had a slow day today...

tacky =/

i think this is the most perfect table i've ever seen in my life!

I want one for Christmas!!!!!