Behold a cat dressed as a stack of pancakes, because if we didn't already love Halloween, this vision has given us even greater reason to flip out over All Hallows Eve. Should you have a kitty or pup patient enough to withstand layers of felt and velcro, don't miss 20 of our favorite pet costumes, from sweet to silly to spooky, in sizes for the teeniest kitten and the most massive pooch, all available from Etsy.
Dachshund Unicorn Hood Knitting Pattern by Lucky Fox Knits, $5.50
If you start now, you still have time to knit a unicorn hood for your dachshund—pardon me, your dachshunicorn. And even if you're not a knitter, click through to enjoy 10 photos of a teeny dog doing its very best to be a majestic, mystical creature.
Dog or Cat Rocker Costume by WGCommerce, $24
This is labeled "Dog or Cat Rocker Costume With Guitar WIG INCLUDED," but it is clearly a Harry Styles Costume. Do dogs really consent to keeping wigs and hats on their heads? If so, all dogs should be wearing jaunty chapeaus and/or sassy wigs at all times.
Frankenstein Hat for Dogs by PawsomeCrochet, $19.95
This is super cute and all, but you should really buy it just so you can pedantically correct people all night: "Frankenstein was the doctor; this is Frankenstein's dog."
Pet Garden Gnome Costume by AStitchADayByDeb, $30
Send in your pet's measurements and you'll receive a custom-made gnome costume including belted shirt, beard and hat. As someone who loves gnomes, I'm not sure why the eyebrows are halfway up the hat, but a quick Google search proved that's not an unheard of location for gnome eyebrows. Nevertheless: it's adorable.