30 Days to Better Sex? There's an App for That!

30 Days to Better Sex? There's an App for That!

Gregory Han
May 3, 2010

Pull out something besides an iPhone out of your pants with tomorrow's release of the Happy Sex app, a 30 day sex coaching program which combines audio and 5-10 minute lesson programs, all to supposedly help improve your love life. Happy Sex was created by Maryline, B.A. in psychology and Master in Human Sexuality, and the app integrates a forum section to get specific answers to your most intimate questions. Below is a complete list of topics covered in the 30 day program...be sure to take note of #10.

The 30 day Happy Sex app takes you through:

Day 1
Happy sex is a happy place to be
Day 2
The notion of time and space in the physics of sex
Day 3
Sensual shower
Day 4
Pelvic presence at the grocery store
Day 5
Kissing is everything: the awakening of oral presence
Day 6
Beyond the purple dragon pinch
Day 7
Cool it down or fire it up
Day 8
I'm just a sex machine
Day 9
Imaging your body
Day 10
The yoga of peeing
Day 11
Sex and the vacuum cleaner
Day 12
Strip out of your loops and get your mind naked too
Day 13
It's my turn honey
Day 14
The sounds of pleasure
Day 15
Self pleasure
Day 16
Get a map to enjoy the territory -- even more
Day 17
Unzipping oral sex
Day 18
Getting down on it for the second time
Day 19
Oral sex to completion
Day 20
Happy Clench
Day 21
Sharing stuff: when this happened, I felt that
Day 22
Lessons in celibacy
Day 23
The octopus paradox: reclaiming the individual's archetype
Day 24
Don't call your wife mom: reclaiming the lover's archetype
Day 25
Tango breathing
Day 26
Solitude, tissues, a 24inch monitor and a few gigabytes of porn
Day 27
Sex in space: the final frontier
Day 28
From charming, to hot, to getting wild
Day 29
Slow listening
Day 30
Happy sex is a journey

We'd like to throw in a freebie pre-program bit of advice: put away your iPhone and start spending time with your significant other instead of touching an app. But afterward, it might be fun to download the Happy Sex app to build upon your newfound focus.

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