All used items come with a story to tell. We only need to sit back and listen. Teacup #1: You tell him! Teacup #3: No, you do it. Teacup #4: I had to tell him last time. I'm not doing it. Teacup #5: But you're the one who likes him! Teacup #4: I am not! It's #6. Teacup #6: Oh no, no, don't bring me into this. I don't even know who you guys are talking about. Teacup #1: I think it's #2! She's been awful quiet this whole time. Teacups #1,3-6: #2 and [insert crushable AT reader's name here] sittin' in a tree... Teacup #2: Stop it, you guys! That's so unfair...so what if I do like him? Teacup #1: You tell him. It's easy. Stare deep into his eyes... Teacup #6: Ew, 1, you're such a dork.