All used items come with a story to tell. We only need to sit back and listen.
Lamp (on right): Are people looking at us?
Lamp (on left): Yes, they're looking at us! We're gorgeous!
LOP: No, I mean, I feel like they're really staring.
LOL: They're ad-mire-ing. You can't expect them to walk by, glance at us, and be able to see all this fabulous detail! There's the soft pastel shading...
LOL: A quick look wouldn't capture how realistic the tree bark looks or all the delicate brush strokes in our feathers.
LOP: Yeah, I know, but I still feel...See there! Did you see that?
LOL: I saw it: that guy was totally staring at us.
LOP: See what I mean?!
LOL: Well, you are sitting out here topless...