All used items come with a story to tell. We only need to lean in and listen.
Psst...yeah, you. Psst, hey...come'mere... I won't hurt you. Come a little closer. I'm not a bad guy; I don't force nothin' on nobody. I just see you standin' there, lookin' all tired.
Whatever you need, I got it. A quick power bump? Done, easy. You wanna' sprawl out and forget about your problems for a full afternoon? I'm your man. Shewt, maybe you don't even wanna sleep. Maybe you just need ta' sit down...rest your feet...relax...well, I got the morning paper for you: Here. I. Am. And maybe, when you're done, you can tell your friends.
Hold up - what's that? You hear a siren? I'm outta here. But I'll be back, right here. You take care and sleep well...if you can manage.
If you'd like to reform this delinquent, he's located on Cuyler Avenue, just east of Sheridan.