We'd probably get a bit miffed if someone told us we weighed as much as a big fat pig. But they might actually be factually correct if we were using this cheeky Animal Weighing Scales from Angry Associates. Step onto this scale and make a zoological weight comparison to animals such as the goat, bison, and duck. I'm a panda hoping to round down to a Thompson's gazelle.
But perhaps in celebrity and health obsessed Los Angeles, the Celebrity Weighing Scales model would be a more appropriate purchase. Same idea, but instead of animals, you can compare your weight to that of the infant Christ (how about Big Baby Jesus instead), Goldie Hawn, and the almighty Chuck Norris. Expect to lose some weight in the wallet: about $63 for both models.