Simian silencer. You probably didn't know that the reason you can't seem to meditate for more than a few minutes without your monkey mind swinging into high gear and distracting you from Nothingness is that you're not sitting on the Armonia Meditation Chair. The throne-iest meditation seat we've ever seen, Armonia was designed with both comfort and beauty in mind. Sturdy, wide, shallow, and curved in all the right places to support prolonged stillness, it's also finely detailed with symbols from nature that evoke the struggle to be zen. Marquetry inlaid leaves, wind-whipped like our constantly whirling minds, decorate the seat, while the back rail is topped with a singular acorn, a symbol of potential. Armonia Meditation Chair is one of several hand-crafted artisan furniture pieces in the Artigiano Collection, which is commissioned through local architect Joel M. Karr's Group 41. We're quite certain that after shelling out roughly $2295 for this beauty, you will take your meditation practice much more seriously. Available here.