Ashton Kutcher's Early Morning Wakeup Tirade

Ashton Kutcher's Early Morning Wakeup Tirade

Gregory Han
Jan 29, 2009

For more than one year we endured early morning hammering, drilling, and shouting while workmen did their thing on the adjacent lot while reconstructing an apartment building. It wasn't all too much fun being woken up on summer Saturday mornings before our alarm clocks went off, but we invested in some ear plugs, prayed for rain and survived with some afternoon naps. Looks like Ashton Kutcher could invest in some ear plugs himself, as he went cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs today on his Twitter about some early morning construction sounds from his next door neighbor...

"Jack a-- 7 a.m. building a g--- d--- fort next to my house f'in up my view and noise polluting… this a-- clown has another thing coming… I'm gonna kill my neighbor!" Kutcher wrote via Twitter. You can watch the video here and chuckle yourself silly with his liberal use of "Richard weed" to describe his neighbor's decision to start construction. At the least, you get a quick sneak peek of the outside of his home.

Demi Moore to her credit tried to tweet her husband back into a state of calm (don't worry if you don't know what that means...it's really not that important), as reported on HuffPo and MSNBC, with a follow-up backtracking after he realized the world was listening:

Ashton has taken to Twitter to declare this "a joke," and to say that he "can't have any fun without it ending up on The Huffington Post:
  • I'm not saying im not pissed at the banging but common. about 1 hour ago from web
  • it's a joke people not news...http://tinyurl.com/ddv8nc about 1 hour ago from web
  • I can't have any fun with out it ending up on the post. //tinyurl.com/ddv8nc about 1 hour ago from web

Ashton also filmed a new video saying that he promises to be more tolerant of his neighbor's construction.

But we think Ashton has a point, considering the majority of our readers voted that 9am is the fairest hour for loud work to begin in a residential area. What have you done in this type of situation besides investing in some earplugs or going ape-poop online?

BTW, you can follow Maxwell on Twitter (we're also there for the mundane play-by-play of our lives).

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