Or you could put that $200 into something useful, like a college fund...

It looks like it belongs to the blog "worst things for sale".

These things get all dented and ugly. There are some beautiful wood rattles with food safe oil to seal them on Etsy. (only $10!)

Ugh.

@dburnett, do you think this thing is for real? I'm getting the impression it's a kind of joke, but your comment made me wonder if you had seen one in person (so to speak).