Last week we mentioned a few supersized artist beach towels that we'd like to get our hands on and just to be fair to those who aren't willing to spend $95 on a towel — how about a Beach Snuggie? Although those words in combination sound more like an action as opposed to a noun, the Beach Snuggie will keep you dry, sand free and looking like a monk all summer long.
Now we have to admit, we don't own an original Snuggie or a Slanket (which we think is a far cooler made up word) so we can't officially harp on a product that we haven't tried. Although we like our towels large and surrounding when we hit the lake or pools this summer (alas, there's no ocean in sight for us), this seems to be taking things to the extreme.
We can see their merit for children that always seem to be dropping their towels into pools of water and end up riding home in your car a little more than moist, but kicking back in a beach chair while sporting one, well that's just silly. It has however received rave reviews from surfers who's beaches are a little windy and chilly once emerging from the water, check out the video here.
The good news is that they're apparently half off now and come in pink and blue, perfect for those who like to discern their gender in the most obvious of ways. We found these over at our local Bed Bath and Beyond (though really we were there for the these new cleaning tools from Bissel) in case you're dying for one or there's a gag gift in your future. If you don't have one in the area, there's plenty of places waiting to sell you one online for around the same price point.
(Image: Sarah Rae Trover)




Nomade Express Slee...
i'm gonna buy the word 'snuggie' and burn it to the ground
as someone who's always braved the cold water (full submersion-- none of that up to your ankles stuff) and huddled under too-small towels after, this doesn't seem like a terrible idea... the colors are hideous, though.
say what you will, we love our snuggie-type wraps and got a ton of use from them this winter. However, I'm not sure how they'd work at the beach. Surely people aren't going to sit out in the sun covered by a blanket....
are these for the holiday warriors that go to the beach once a year and bring everything plus the kitchen sink.
LOLOL!
These colors are terrible, but if you've ever been to the windy beach and you just can't get warm under that too-small beach blanket...this doesn't seem like a bad idea.
Still can't bring myself to buy anything with the word 'Snuggie' on it though.
why not just bring a bigger blanket? or some clothes? and your dignity?
If you combined this and the sham wow, could you soak up all the water at the beach?
My thoughts exactly Lady J.
@quiltmaster, You've obviously never been to a Northern California beach. LOL In summer, the beaches around here are cold, overcast and windy (except for a handful of days when it's so hot no one wants to move).
These are still ghastly, but I can sorta see the appeal.
LOL surfjack
Anything that keeps people covered up at the beach is alright with me. Good for their skin and good for my eyes.
Why is this any worse than wearing a Snuggie as a dress to shop at Wal-Mart? Certainly, the hideous shock of seeing someone wearing a Snuggie has worn off by now?
@Surfjack - I actually did laugh out loud. Just what my morning needed!
I've only seen one person wearing a snuggie - and it was an American at a baggage carousel at 4am in the morning! Snuggies just haven't taken off here in Aus.
These are ridiculous though... why not just take a bigger beach towel, or a light sweater? Or a terry-towelling dressing gown - they're practically the same thing!
Why is this any worse than wearing a Snuggie as a dress to shop at Wal-Mart? Certainly, the hideous shock of seeing someone wearing a Snuggie has worn off by now?
excuse me? doing what in the where now? i've not suffered such a sight. and if i had i'd redouble my defense against this outrage rather than lay down and let it happen.
i love america too much to let this fad become a trend.
Um... aren't they basically bathrobes worn backwards?
@hnhkt - Yay! Someone actually gave me a sham wow for my birthday. And I'm really hoping that person doesn't see this. :-)
It looks like it's just the original snuggie in a different box though.
okay, i'm sold.