Can You List 100 Different Ways To Say 'Toilet'?

When something goes wrong with your household plumbing your entire life is suddenly consumed by it. After guiding a stream of plumbers in and out of my home yesterday I can officially say the only thing my brain has been consumed with for the last 24 hours is toilets. Awesome right? I know you're totally jealous.

After making what seemed like 100 different phone calls to different companies for price quotes and searching over more websites than I ever thought possible, one blog entry caught my attention: Roto Rooter had made a small tribute to the late Thomas Crapper. Although he didn't invent the flush toilet, he made it easier to use and was the man who made it famous by spreading the word about modern plumbing.

So in his honor they've rustled up a list of 100 different ways to say "toilet" (though we think some of them are more for the word "bathroom"). How many do you recognize? Check out the full list over at Roto Rooter and share any (clean) alternatives in the comments below!

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