You know, I may have turned a corner on this show. I'll admit that it was feeling formulaic and pretty bland, but here's the magic bullet I discovered: expect less. Like everyone, I'm used to hyper-dramatic, fast-paced reality shows and this just isn't that model. My new recipe for enjoyment here: show up for the furniture (and only the furniture) and come out satisfied. But in case you still care about that other stuff, Ellen shows up this week. Spoiler alert: she's wearing a vest!