In case you haven't heard, this Kim Kardashian game is sweeping the nation, and currently holding down the number one spot on iTunes' free apps chart. I downloaded it, thanks to an insatiable curiosity and chronic fear of missing out, and guess what? It's way more fun than it has any reason to be. After three days of making my way up to the "D" list, I've come away with 27,300 virtual fans and a handful of real lessons about life at home. Place tongue firmly in cheek and read on.