Definition of cheek-y: [chee-kee] –adjective, impudent; insolent. Synonyms- saucy, audacious, bold. Ideally, Christmas is a time of warm, fuzzy, holiday cheer — moments filled with movie-worthy magic and good will towards all. For those occasions there are plenty of cards with picturesque mountain scenes, snowflakes and puppy dogs. But sometimes life falls short of perfection and you just need a good hot chocolate-snorting laugh. These are cards for those times.
Because often the best we can hope for is something just short of a Griswold family Christmas.
1. Holiday Cards by Naughty Betty, box of 10. Heliotrope $14
2. I’m Watching You Christmas Cards, set of 10. Etsy shop SweetPerversion $16
3. Mistletoe, JackCards $3.95
4. Letterpress Naughty List 4 Bar Holiday Cards, box of 8. Paper Source $15.50
5. Cranky Santa Holiday Cards by Seltzer, box of 8. Heliotrope $14.00
Images: 1. Calypso Cards. 2-5. as linked above.
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These are hysterical - particularly the last one - but I have no idea who I'd send any of them to. I need more friends.
My mom would have LOVED the Santa's naughty list one. DAMN.
You can send one to me!
Too early to think about Xmas cards -- it's giving me a headache.
I love these!
These are perfect. Thank you so much for this post!
Seriously, if Santa were a real person, he'd have been slammed by a series of stalker laws, particularly in California.
holy.. I'm no prude but I can't think of anyone I could send a card to that hits you with "Moist" & "Ass" right off the bat like that.. yikes. Okay.. maybe my sister.
Holy Inappropriate Batman! I am buying a set of each right now!
Oh my goodness 2 and 4!!! Hahahaha!
Levity is the best Christmas gift.
lol.. cool cards