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50 Worst Album Covers
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We can remember sitting for hours looking through our older siblings record collections, poring over the totally exotic, strange and wonderful seeming world of classic rock and roll album cover art. The 50 covers chosen by Red Eye are another breed altogether - the "so bad its good" variety or at least "so bad its incredulously humorous"...and what is with all the ventriloquists making records anyway?

 
 

Wackiness aside, album covers and the focus on album cover art are going the way of the dinosaur. In these days of iTunes, music is something that no longer takes up any physical space in our homes. We've gained space but the experience has definitely changed.

Do any AT-ers readers still have albums around or have we all moved on?

Check out all 50 album covers right here at Red Eye.

Main Photo: Stereo setup with non-horrible album covers from Chris & Stephanie's Hip Lower Haight Home

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I'm sorry, but do I see Captain & Tennille, "Love Will Keep Us Together," where they're holding their bulldogs and he's wearing that dorky nautical getup and sunglasses? No--and that is a classic that many people actually owned (although they might not admit it these days).

posted by madsarah on February 6th 2009 at 9:18pm
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Ah, that made me laugh during my exciting Friday night of doing chores. I was hoping they wouldn't make fun of the Caetano Veloso album on the main page. That album is so good.

posted by atron on February 6th 2009 at 9:39pm
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I always thought this one was pretty creepy. The guy in the picture looks like he should be a in blacked out van asking children to pet his puppy.

http://www.bizarrerecords.com/galleries/organ/BerryWurlitz.jpg

posted by puck on February 6th 2009 at 9:41pm
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Actually, I think these covers are pretty cool.

posted by hollandstudio on February 6th 2009 at 10:39pm
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I was just looking at these two days ago. Weird. I still have albums but not for everything, they are all just old and admittedly almost all the ones I have are the ones my older brother did not want anymore (so they are at least cooler than Mr. Rogers and Rick Springfield). I remember when CDs replaced cassettes and for some reason were sold with the "longbox" which was such a controversy over "cover art" cardboard gluttony vs. the environment (and all treehuggy people), as well as a weak argument against theft. I kept all the longboxes that came with CDs I got at the time also (not more than 6 or 7 before they were eradicated).

posted by K T G on February 6th 2009 at 11:05pm
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my grandma does, They melt so well into record bowls. They make neat clocks too!

posted by jen of the north on February 6th 2009 at 11:10pm
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We are collectibles dealers and one of our specialities is records!!! Ebay is alive and well for their sale, but most go overseas. look in our ebay store for neat 45's and records. Our ebay id is talyho-enterprise

posted by parrishnut on February 6th 2009 at 11:41pm
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I was just looking at these the other day...soo funny.

posted by mmwitzke on February 7th 2009 at 1:36am
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Most of these covers look pretty good. I've seen much much worse. The first almost looks like art.

posted by ChrisGal on February 7th 2009 at 8:07am
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i still have vinyls that i play - listening to CSNY "So Far" on vinyl right now.

my favourite album art is the Jimmi Hendrix painting reproduced on the cover of "Layla & Other Assorted Love Songs" by Derek & the Dominoes. i wish it was available as a poster.

posted by rouquinne on February 7th 2009 at 11:31am
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There is a thriving interest in current (CD) album art for iPods and other uses. My "domestic partner" originated this site for people who spend time improving scanned images pixel by pixel... then he sold the site to the current owner.

http://www.albumartexchange.com/

(Just to point out that it's not just LP fans who appreciate album covers!)

posted by SherryBinNH on February 7th 2009 at 11:56am
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The old Pete Renaldi's Fried Chicken billboards always reminded me of Zappa's Weasels Ripped My Flesh, not too appetizing.

posted by Kate (NC) on February 7th 2009 at 4:50pm
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I still have all of my records, but I couldn't listen to them until I bought my fantastic Crosley turntable. Now my friends are starting to give me records they find in flea markets!

posted by Eve in Hochelaga on February 7th 2009 at 5:22pm
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We still have a collection of punk albums from my husband's adolescence in the UK. We love the graphics, the colours, the liner notes. Sadly, that's something you can't get with iTunes.

posted by ehy2k on February 8th 2009 at 1:41am
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I'm a big fan of old album art. I have a few randoms sitting in my living room that would probably make the cut.

posted by atarichamp on February 8th 2009 at 5:10am
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I won that Cap'n n Tenile record at the fair.

One of the worst I can remember is the Loverboy album of the red leather panted ass with the crossed fingers.

There were so many.

The coolest were the albums that had elaborate artwork and inserts like those found in Led Zeppelin or Beatles albums. So many records photos of concerts and as a kid it was really great to listen to the music and look at the pictures and imagine what a concert must be like. Anything from a bedazzled Elton John to Gene Simmons spitting blood and fire.

I remember my friend and I drawing the kiss faces in preschool and kindergarten. I always drew Ace Frehly and he Gene Simmons. During nap time in preschool we listened to records. I brought in the Chipmunks Bee Gees album and I think it was rejected by the teacher.

I have hundreds of records now but it's mostly electronic music with plain sleeves. One memorable cover would be something like Leftfield with the speaker in a sharks jaw bone http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D56eqR-qiM

Technology is great. Some things like books, albums and magazines are hard to part with though.

posted by art on February 8th 2009 at 10:35am
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I still have lots and lots of records and am constantly buying more. I really do listen to them at home. Digital music is more convenient and transportable, but vinyl sounds better and is more of an experience. To me anyway.

posted by L1bby on February 8th 2009 at 1:20pm
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You guys. Apostrophes.

posted by paragraphloop on February 9th 2009 at 6:19am
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We collect the vinyl though we don't play it. We prefer a more even sound that you can only get from cds or even digital.

posted by ChrisGal on February 9th 2009 at 8:01am
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Whoa -- some of those people look like they shouldn't be around children...or small animals. What's so incredibly insane is that I worked with Terry from the Harry and Terry duo. OMG, I'm so creeped out.

posted by VERB on February 9th 2009 at 11:42pm
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