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Given that most other plant life in my fridge lacks any resemblance of freshness, a fresh head of lettuce would surely tip off a thief that happens to be foraging for food.

it's a well-known fact that thieves do not eat ruffage. it's part of their problem.

How about this faux skidmark brief underwear safe storage solution:

http://www.bookofjoe.com/2007/01/skid_mark_brief.html

But what if the burglars want to make a sandwich?

This is amazing.

EWWW! That stuff is bad enough to eat, let alone look at!

I just finished reading Silence of the Lambs and they had one of these safes mentioned in the book.
It reminded me of Buffalo Bill!