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Bed Bunker: Perfect For The Zombie Apocolypse

Although we jokingly say this under-bed storage locker is ideal for taking on the walking undead (it can hold 32 rifles and 70 handguns, plus ammo), it would outlast even the hottest house fire, while keeping all the goods stored inside safe and sound. Weighing as much as a refrigerator — Is this an eye sore? Or total score?

 
 

The Bunker Bed is intended to replace your boxspring and keeps a rather low profile when a bed frame is fitted around it. We would go as far as to say, if you didn't know it was there, you wouldn't even notice it. Although a bed skirt might be in order.

It might allow those who would like to keep more than just a few important documents in their home safe and keep things that might take up more space but carry a great deal of sentimental value as well, for instance a wedding dress.

They retail between $2200 and $4000 depending on your needs. They also sell wall and floor safes as well, just in case you aren't into sleeping on your valuables.

More details over at Bed Bunker.


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Wow, that's heavy duty. Not something for me, but love the "Zombie Apocalypse" title!

posted by RedMaiko on August 27th 2009 at 12:08pm
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So, if your house went up in flames, you could leave your valuables in here knowing they would be safe? I guess that's pretty cool, because you certainly wouldn't want to be moving your mattress and opening that thing up while trying to escape a fire.

posted by Julia B on August 27th 2009 at 12:26pm
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You may not have enough time to push your mattress off the safe, open the combo, load your gun, then shoot.

There is a bedside gun rack called "The Backup." It mounts to the side of your bed, between the boxspring and mattess. Your rifle/shotgun is within arm's length and you don't even have to get out of bed. Keep your ammo in a biometric lock box on your nightstand and you're good to go.

Obviously, you keep the bulk of your arsenal in a gun safe in the linen closet. I like that I'm not the only one preparing for the inevitable zombie attack.

posted by MihoH on August 27th 2009 at 12:29pm
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It looks as if the mattress is meant to lie directly on top of this contraption, making it totally useless for quick extraction of the safe contents as well as damned uncomfortable. Nobody really needs it, but are there enough paranoiac survivalists out there (with 2-4 extra Gs)to justify manufacturing this thing?

posted by amed studio on August 27th 2009 at 12:33pm
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Both a score and an eyesore. But in the end (no pun intended), practicality wins on this one. Seriously, thanks for the post.

posted by arroyo on August 27th 2009 at 12:37pm
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If the photo showed the bed holding piles of towels or even stacks of money it wouldn't have creeped me out. But loaded with guns—it reminds me of that couple who kidnapped a young woman:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kidnapping_of_Colleen_Stan

posted by judes on August 27th 2009 at 12:37pm
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Sweet, I can keep my Alex Jones-endorsed 1-year food supply in there! ;)

posted by jamiealyse on August 27th 2009 at 12:48pm
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If I were keeping a person prisoner under my bed, I'd probably not lock them in with 32 rifles and 70 handguns, plus ammo.

posted by Max on August 27th 2009 at 12:51pm
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Know your audience ;)

posted by jeffnyc on August 27th 2009 at 12:56pm
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Seems like something a militia member would have in their home. It probably also weighs about a million pounds. A conventional safe would be a better fit for most people. Why is this being featured on AT again?

posted by slowdown on August 27th 2009 at 1:08pm
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Dude, seriously?!?

This is something my gun-collecting, shotgun bullet reloading, Texan father would love.

Know your audience, indeed.

posted by inkstainedwriter on August 27th 2009 at 1:42pm
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I think the audience is known, hence the zombie apocalypse title.

This made me smile, and in zombie apocalypse terms, yeah... I totes want one. I can keep my shot guns and machetes in there. I sleep upstairs, and I'll have plenty of time to get them out once I activate my stair-to-slope mechanical anti-zombie perimeter system.

posted by DahliaCactus on August 27th 2009 at 1:56pm
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Are you kidding me? Total eyesore (especially with guns!). This storage solution is rather impractical, not to mention expensive. I actually own a a box spring from Ikea with a similar concept and we do not use the storage area. It is a pain to move the king-size mattress to retrieve whatever is in storage. In the photo above, the mattress is just pushed off to access storage but if you have a bedskirt (which you want to hide the eyesore), you have to be much more careful about moving the mattress.

posted by michelle arianne on August 27th 2009 at 2:16pm
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Hmm....so the bang is now UNDER the bed.

posted by GhostFish88 on August 27th 2009 at 2:44pm
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But do zombies stop if you shoot at them? I'm not convinced.

I know millions of Americans have at least one gun but the thought of guns in homes kinda freaks me out.

posted by Marial on August 27th 2009 at 2:51pm
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Hey, some people that love good design and architecture would also like to keep their guns safe. And no, we're not all from Texas.

posted by annie r. on August 27th 2009 at 3:11pm
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so maybe one side should hold guns and the other side should hold a gun and an oxygen tank. Looks big enough if the zombies are on their way, you could totally pop in there and hide. It's big enough that they're not going be able to block it that bad. Might want to outfit it with some super strong hydraulics though, just in case something is on top of it and you need to bust out.

really makes me want a panic room

posted by jmorey on August 27th 2009 at 3:21pm
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I totally expected a general uproar and indignant stamping of feet....

Personally, I think this idea has merit.

posted by BlairRose on August 27th 2009 at 4:43pm
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umm...no, thanks.

posted by outonalimb_09 on August 27th 2009 at 7:10pm
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Two words: Glenn Beck.

posted by spinsLPs on August 27th 2009 at 7:55pm
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i thought i was going to get to vote on how much this post sucks...

posted by RalphEMole on August 27th 2009 at 9:38pm
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Perfect...
...for smuggling guns and Cocaine from Nicaragua.

posted by bepsf on August 27th 2009 at 11:17pm
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How didn't anyone mention Dick Cheney!!!! He loves these and probably bought several. These are perfect for him.

posted by AlexPDL on August 28th 2009 at 1:40am
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Yeah, I've found the number of people who have run out and bought guns since President Obama was elected pretty creepy. The fact that they would spend half a grand to store them under their beds doesn't surprise me.

For some reason, I feel that I can find better uses for the money.

posted by AustinSarah on August 28th 2009 at 4:00am
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Ummm, yeah. That's a definite "no" to the bed.

@GhostFish88...that cracked me up, lol.

and @Marial..."remove the head or destroy the brain" (from Shaun of the Dead). Or with the random Batman Soundtrack LP lying about ;)

posted by elle aime on August 28th 2009 at 5:41pm
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