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If I was super rich and had a masseuse that would come to my house, say, every day, I'd want my own table. But I don't know if I'd be shopping in Pottery Barn then. I'd also need a closet devoted to storing it-it looks huge!

This creeps me out.

Haha, this is so deliciously random. What the hell, Pottery Barn. what. the. hell.

My aunt has a table at her house, but she is a masseuse.

That is just bizarre!!!!

But they do fold down into manageable sizes, the table folds in half. No huge extra closet needed!

Our Urban Lotus Collapsible Massage Table is well-suited to rooms where relaxing and entertaining demand equal time. This piece features sleek clear-laquered hardwood rails and feet and a corded welt finish along each seam. Let your onsite masseuse tend to your knots without missing the party. Repositionable conversation mirror is a tempting add-on.

Made in the USA.

Seriously, who has an on site masseuse? I'm still trying to grab free meals over at my parents a couple times a week.

Maybe they meant a different kind of "professional".

The trick is to make friends with one and hope they give you a friends discount!!

So pottery barn is imitating skymall?

I have one, but I was in training to be a massage therapist till I realized I'd have to take a lot better care of myself before I could handle the work (still on my mind for someday). My hubby and I occasionally get it out of the closet and give each other massages, but it takes up a lot of space, even folded up.

This IS weird....but a lot of (over-educated children of the white middle and upper class) people I know are taking massage classes with or without their partners. So maybe it's for them? I would never own one, though, sheesh...