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Hot or Not?: Figurative (Nude) Paintings on Dishes?

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Toro Mata in Columbia Heights carries dishes and pitchers that are hand-painted with nude torsos. We're wondering how AT readers feel about nudes on dishes? Survey below the jump...

 
 

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Visit Toro Mata's website with more art and home accessories from Peru by clicking here.

A nearby Columbia Heights restaurant won't hang art with nude abstracted figures in its "family-friendly" bar. Would you use these dishes in your home?

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Honestly, I would be totally open to using dishes with nude painting on them, if I liked the images. But these particular dishes don't really appeal to me. I wouldn't hang those as painting on my wall, so I wouldn't use them as dishes.

Also, those bodies really gross me out. I feel like I'm judging a body-building contest when I look at them...

posted by Craftypants on November 3rd 2008 at 11:05am
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SO, so bad.

posted by littlebrownbird on November 3rd 2008 at 11:05am
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ok, the plates are just eeewww the pitcher is kind of cool, but having a set of these dishes and serving dinner with them is disturbing, well unless the dinner is for swingers.. eewww

posted by elinka189 on November 3rd 2008 at 11:05am
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I would hate to be a guest chowing down, only to suddenly discover that I had just removed a forkful of green beans from a man's pubic area. This is an ICK for me.

posted by magpiedpiper on November 3rd 2008 at 11:08am
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oh. barf.

posted by arose on November 3rd 2008 at 11:09am
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Also, what's with the singular nipple on that first guy? I'd be afraid I had just scraped it off and eaten it.

posted by magpiedpiper on November 3rd 2008 at 11:10am
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Yuck.

posted by bepsf on November 3rd 2008 at 11:15am
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so not appetizing or attractive.

posted by sassydo on November 3rd 2008 at 11:15am
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If the art was decent I'd be into it.

posted by kiljoywashere on November 3rd 2008 at 11:20am
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Pardon the bad pun, but this is so a matter of taste ~

posted by muirwoods08 on November 3rd 2008 at 11:24am
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Could be hot if the art is good, which it is NOT in this case.

posted by phaedrus on November 3rd 2008 at 11:29am
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No, those paintings are really awful.

Like some cheap pottery-souvenir-shop got crossed with "learn to draw nude figures in ten easy steps".

posted by Daniel Poitiers on November 3rd 2008 at 11:31am
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Nudity is the greatest under-used resource available to artists and designers. For some odd reason, the field today is occupied solely by pornographers and people who can't draw and can't design. Here is an example. Any trip to the museum should awaken our interest in nude figures, (and in ornamental art generally) but it doesn't. Go figure.

posted by ebanfield on November 3rd 2008 at 11:34am
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Well... It would be one fun candy bowl!

posted by Hollie on November 3rd 2008 at 11:40am
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Tom of Finland meets Bauer pottery?

posted by Palmetto on November 3rd 2008 at 11:44am
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Perhaps it depends on the kind of food that gets served on it.


Who's for bratwurst?

posted by btoddster on November 3rd 2008 at 12:05pm
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The birdcage anyone...
"it looks like young boys.....playing leapfrog?"

posted by DahliaCactus on November 3rd 2008 at 12:31pm
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Those bodies are really unattractive

posted by aladywhoknows on November 3rd 2008 at 12:33pm
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icky

posted by bibliogrrl on November 3rd 2008 at 1:00pm
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These nudes look like something painted during the WPA in the 30s... But if the nudes are of a different type --- let's say a lighter touch, more Auguste Rodin--- they might work nicely on ceramics.

posted by PaminBoston on November 3rd 2008 at 1:20pm
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i have no problems with nudity anywhere, but these are horrible. bad bad bad bad and ugly.

posted by maike on November 3rd 2008 at 1:27pm
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Horrible.

posted by dharmabum on November 3rd 2008 at 1:34pm
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I was about to say that it would get me to eat my vegetables, but no, I won't.

posted by Usbek de Perse on November 3rd 2008 at 1:35pm
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i don't have an issue w/ nudity in art, but these aren't exactly well done. they kind of remind me of fanfic stuff, you know? as in, the parts are like comic book, but not done as well. just looks sort of jr high school art class to me. nudes in art tend to be better when less attention is on the form & more on shape & light. this is just garish. sorry.

posted by mariegael on November 3rd 2008 at 5:16pm
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I have seen these prominently displayed in their shop and am hoping they realize these are not attractive at all. So not hot!

posted by DCGabri on November 4th 2008 at 5:08am
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Nude paintings on dishes.....possibly. THESE nude paintings on dishes....no way!

posted by anotherDCfan on November 4th 2008 at 5:11am
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Palmetto--

How DARE you compare these to Tom of Finland!!! THAT MAN could draw.

magpiedpiper--

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. ;-)

posted by patrick (the other one) on November 4th 2008 at 7:20am
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I don't particularly like these dishes, but I would be open to seeing other variations. I think it's more because I don't care for the style of art.

posted by eccentriffic on November 4th 2008 at 7:24am
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I don't like these in particular. Others? Naah, too many of my guests are either immature or prudish.

posted by whytephoenix on November 4th 2008 at 10:09am
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This particular artist leaves me cold. But to answer what I think is the real question, art pottery, yes; dinner plates, no.

posted by JonathanB on November 4th 2008 at 12:26pm
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You should see the pie plate!

posted by patrick (the other one) on November 4th 2008 at 12:47pm
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P(2): I'll take your word for it.

posted by JonathanB on November 4th 2008 at 1:44pm
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...and there was sooooooo a "milk jug" joke here that I did not make!!!

posted by patrick (the other one) on November 6th 2008 at 3:54pm
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