"First, let us consider that new-fatherhood is an awkward transitional stage somewhat akin to a second adolescence: Hormones roil the home front in unpredictable ways. Toilet humor makes a big comeback. Your self-identity is in flux, and your body is changing."
- Do I Look Lame in This Baby Björn? by Troy Patterson, aka The Gentleman Scholar on Slate
(Image: Baby Bjorn)