"I read some article today about bottled water, and it said that if we paid as much for tap water as we do for the water we buy at 7-11, that most people would have a monthly water bill of over $9,000. I am not proud to be a human."
"Do you not remember when I first moved in with you in LA, how you were constantly buying cases of bottled water?"
"But I didn't know! I grew up in Memphis where the tap water tastes just as good as spring water, so I had never even heard of a water filter."
"You had never heard of one until I brought it into your life. I changed your water consumption habits."
"Yes, you did. You made me a better water drinker."
"That's why you married me, because I am helping you save the world."
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