Time to expand your green knowledge. We must admit that we had actually never seen an episode of Sundance's Green Porno until recently, and now we're totally fascinated! Leave it to Isabella Rossellini to make the sex life of insects (season one) and marine animals (season two) feel like a walk on the [uncomfortable yet oddly thrilling] wild side. And now you can get your own Green Porno Name! Naturally, we couldn't resist...

[Via Re-nest]