When we were a teen, our best friend had the lips phone, our neighbor had the Snoopy phone and we had the Private Phone (Remember the jingle? "Your calls are all private, now so is your phone. It's Private Call, a phone all your own.") Start the goofy phone trend for your teen with Fred Flare's Hamburger Phone.
As seen in "Juno", the Hamburger Phone, $26, features one dial and pulse function, redial and adds quirk to any room.
And in case you still can't remember Private Call, here's a little something to jog your memory.