That said, we just found these rad retro-style headphones on Fred Flare, that won't let you miss a call...
The Stiloso Rojo headphones retail for $50 and feature an adjustable perforated leather headband, padded earcups, and a built-in mic and call button.
Amazon has a few other models of Boosted's cell phone friendly headphones, like these rad 80s style cones that can easily match your vintage Adidas.
Now for people who are strictly earbud folks, you can wear your pride around your neck in solid gold -- actually goldplated silver.
Photos: Top, Fred Flare; Middle, Amazon; Bottom,Anna Tascha