Or did I upset you with this bit of personal information? Because I'm usually greeted by one of these two reactions when asked/provoked into revealing that I don't own a cell phone: incredulous disbelief or simmering judgment. Or maybe it's because I'm always bumming off quarters for the pay phone. Some would see it befitting us few who willingly choose to live without a cell to don a scarlet symbol so all good people would be aware of our perplexing proximity (though certain AT&T customers live in a similar constant state of disconnect despite owning an iPhone *zing*)!
It's as if now the absence of a cell phone is the absence of one of our senses to some, perhaps now an extension of all our senses…except, increasingly, those senses related to common courtesy. It has been a long while since I carried one in my pocket regularly, yet in these 5 years the absence hasn't proven much of a handicap thanks to the fact my middle name is "Homebody" and nobody except our hungry felines want to reach me. My Fav 5 would consist of Emily, our two cats, our betta fish and my mum; I'm interested in a "don't call me, I'll MMS you" plan.
But this chapter of my life is about to come to a close, and you can help me try and make that first wobbly first step back into the mobile connected world a solid one. For my finger-dialing muscles have atrophied, my text messaging typing skills have dulled to an accuracy rate that will surely result in high comedy via autocorrect, and my grasp of Hipstamatically-transforming snapshots of my breakfast burrito into Facebook-worthy images laughable at best.
My decision to return back to the realm of the mobile connected was born of two factors:
1) you, the readers out there, some of whom have asked us to expand our horizons and cover devices beyond those anointed by Steve Jobs and his iLoving minions (love you, Steve…call me!), and
2) recognizing the tech landscape has changed vastly in the last 5 years, with smartphones being where the most exciting and interesting advancements in social interaction between people and machine is happening (*cough* Angry Birds *cough*).
I may not own a cell phone, but I'm certainly not ignorant of how far mobile devices have come since retiring my final 120 x 144 pixel color flip phone. I've gone far too long without and now I, too, want the option of ignoring the people around me at the swipe of a touchscreen!
*Note: I don't care so much about voice (though, of course, I want to be able to hear and be heard with clarity when I do make a call), but I'm specifically interested in the extra bells and whistles offered by a robust data plan and features. It's the "smart" features and apps specific to the Android platform I'm hoping to cover and compare.
[Illustration: Kyle Bean]