mirror garland, tiny baby deer, Norwegian commemorative plates, and thrifted golden balls — I think the garland and balls can stay, but the others will have to wait for a "classier" Christmas in the future. Though of course I plan on hitting all the Mission dollar stores on my next day off, my hope is that I can find everything used. I already scored a bulk bag of glass ornaments — this time in golds and candy colors — so I'm on my way! • Look at this tree! So silver, so pink, and so many ornaments you can't even see the tree! I like when Martha Stewart goes over-the-top. • This pre-lit hot pink faux-evergreen garland is really everything I could hope for, but pretty pricey. I want to wear it. • This wreath from HollyNorth does not hold back, and I respect it for that. • Scalloped garland from StephLovesBen is darling and innocent, but the gold glitter adds a perfect Vegas touch. • Finally, this image from Glitter With Rock & Roll is exactly what I'm envisioning: piles of glitter, sequins, sparkle, shine, a big mess of fabulous festivity. Images: As credited above.