I think always having your hands on the home row could cause people to look at you strangely.

Thanks, Garrett. I will never think of "home row" in the same way again.

If you click it more than twice you're playing with it...

Worst. Keyboard. Ever.

that is just really gross.

You're kidding.

This is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen. It fails on so many levels that it has to be a joke.