Ritz Carlon Penha Longa resort near Lisbon is one fancy destination. Our budget behinds lived the imaginary lifestyle of the rich and famous for a few days, enjoying a handsome room with luxury perks normally out of the reach of a humble online writer. Note our marble swathed bathroom, offering our noted budget backsides the luxurious hygienic option of a bidet for those most intimate of wash ups. We actually prefer the modern Japanese style built-in bidet toilet seat system, like our own Brondell system, since it's more space efficient and self-cleaning. But if you had the option to have a bidet in your bathroom for free, would you have one installed?