Hot or Not? Bidet, Yay or Nay?

There's no doubt the Ritz Carlon Penha Longa resort near Lisbon is one fancy destination. Our budget behinds lived the imaginary lifestyle of the rich and famous for a few days, enjoying a handsome room with luxury perks normally out of the reach of a humble online writer. Note our marble swathed bathroom, offering our noted budget backsides the luxurious hygienic option of a bidet for those most intimate of wash ups. We actually prefer the modern Japanese style built-in bidet toilet seat system, like our own Brondell system, since it's more space efficient and self-cleaning. But if you had the option to have a bidet in your bathroom for free, would you have one installed?