landing strip lighting. lololol

I like it!

i AM the bedside lamp! ahahahhaha.... love it.

Is there a hookup for the iPod?
Will the lights flash in time to the music?

DJluckyonline, you get the gold star today. lol

Who is stupid enough to wear that?

Very useful for......uh......

Um..it looks like something you'd see in the alien bar in some sci-fi movie. The female character wearing this will have some sort of prosthetic makeup/unusual skin color. She may not be named, but if she is, the name will contain at least one x or y. After the obligatory dance number, she will pour the hero a glass of fluorescent green alcohol.

Do they have it in men's?

so...how will this supplement my apartment aesthetic?

I guess it could be a good outfit for the Cardio-Strip/Pole-Dancing class at Crunch...

what the heck!?!?! No cool AT ALL.

It's cool, if you have the circus skills to pull off the outfit.
For instance - awesomemess hanging upside down on a trapeze. Even better, if it were water-proof so you could swim....
super jolie.

looks itchy.

I feel like a lot of the guys I dated in college would've definitely voted hot.

I disagree.

I want one of these to wear at Burning Man!

I can NOT be the only one hearing "You Gotta Get a Gimmick" in my head now. Wow.

..."I'm electrifying
And I ain't even trying.
I never had to sweat to get paid
'Cause if you got a gimmick
Gypsy girl, you got it made."

Built in mood lighting!

Tron!

-mattplantguy