I don't plan on raising my daughter to believe she is a princess. Children don't need things like this. I will have lovely children who will know their place in the world, not little monsters who have had their heads filled with delusional ideas like that they are royalty.

my eyes.

i can picture a highly groomed, be-ribboned maltese sitting atop this.

It's so wrong on so many levels.

Besides what everyone else said, it's just ugly ugly ugly.

Yuck.

Every time I see something like this, I'm so grateful that I was a child during the height of the "let's all raise androgynous children in identical overalls, playing side-by-side in their many skin colors" fervor that followed the Summer of Love. (Or I'm just from California. Whatever.)