We're writing to you from the fine place that is San Jose (it's work related). And we're staying at the 4-star hotel The Cypress Hotel for a few days. When we pushed open the door to our room, we immediately dove for our camera to snap some photos. Why? This interior decorating scheme is...INSANE. At first we were thinking staying in this room would be an adventure: after all, every inch of it is covered in some kind of animal print (including the room service menu, in a lovely faux cheetah. And there's a reeeeally furry faux fur throw thingy on the bed). But we're kind of warming up to it. Really, how could we not when there's a minibar, free wi-fi, and a gym to work off the complimentary cookies that were in our room?