We know you're trying your best to go paperless. So are we.
So we don't mean to tempt you. But, if for some reason you're in the market for a printer (hey, we aren't judging), you might want to look at this.
This is the HP Deskjet D2545 Printer. It's $44.99 (totally affordable); it's made from 83% recycled plastic; and it has a print cancel button (one that actually works ... so you don't inadvertently print 200 google maps to that new restaurant you've been meaning to try).