Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the world of George R. R. Martin's 'Song of Ice and Fire' saga were populated not with human beings, but affordable Swedish furniture? Wonder no more. Come with me, if you will, to a magical place where dragons and flatpacking collide. This is IKEA, where only the strong survive.
I could not have done this without the aid of Blogadilla's Swedish Furniture Name Generator. Obviously, I took a few liberties with whether I used just a first or a first and a last name for each person, for the funnies.
Did I leave off any of your favorite characters? Head on over to Blogadilla and make your own.
(Images: Created with Blogadilla's Swedish Furniture Name Generator)