karl1003.jpgHaving trouble tightening that belt? Call upon the mute, ever-present judgment of Karl, just in time for Fashion Week. These totes, coasters, magnets and more remind that elegance is indeed refusal.

The Fake Karl/Church of Karl Lagerfeld store on cafepress also features Anna Wintour, Alber, Yves, Rei and even a random MJ. But none of the above could quell our appetites for extra chips or cheap consumerism like Herr Lagerfeld.

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KARL IS NOT HUNGRY magnet will cease Chunky Monkey gobbling before it starts,
$39.99 for 10

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The back of the KARL ON YVES tote, sure to prevent regrettable impulse buys, $25.99

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KARLS DIET COKE MUG, a KL unapproved XL 15 oz. mug for $23.99

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CHIC POUR CHIEN XS pet bowl, sample sized but full-price at $33.99