Gregory's Post on Swag Lamps reminded us of the little situation we have in the kitchen. The above photo is the lighting in the kitchen. Yeah, pretty depressing. We were hoping that Gregory's other solution could help us, alas it could not. So we pose the question to you dear reader, what the heck kind of shade do can we use that's 1) awesome, 2) fairly inexpensive and 3) throws out even lighting?