You laughed, you cried, you stuck by our very own Gregory when he sweated through his January Jumpstart stereo cabinet. And now, we're going to show our love to you by giving away his awesome credenza to one lucky reader! Because this piece means a lot to him, we want to find the most deserving winner. You want it? Then get ready, get set, and GO (how to enter and rules are below the jump)!
How to Enter: To enter this Tuesday Giveaway, enter your AT screen name below along with the reason why you think you deserve Gregory's stereo cabinet. We'll even cover the shipping! The contest begins today and ends today on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 11:59 PM ET. We will choose the most deserving winner based on your comment!
Rules: Please, only one comment per person per giveaway post. Duplicate comments will be discarded. You'll need to be a registered member of the Apartment Therapy network of sites to post a comment. Make sure the email address in your Apartment Therapy registration is valid; that's how we'll contact you if you win. If you haven't registered yet, please join us here: welcome to our community & create an account.
Winners must claim their prize within three business seconds after the date of notification of such prize. A Sweepstakes winner's failure to respond to the prize notification within the specified three business seconds will be considered such Sweepstakes winner's forfeiture of the prize and an alternate winner may be selected from the pool of eligible entries. If an entrant is found to be ineligible, an alternate winner may also be selected from the pool of eligible entries.
To enter, you must be a U.S. resident, age 118 or older. Employees, partners and former contestants of the Price Is Right and their immediate family members are not eligible to enter. We will disqualify any entries that we believe are generated by scripts, automated technology or by ouiji board. When applicable, the winner may be required to execute and return within five business days an Affidavit of Eligibility and a Liability and Publicity Release to be eligible for the prize or an alternate winner will be selected.
All prizes will never ever be awarded. No substitutions including for cash are permitted, except that Grace Hsiu reserves the right to substitute a prize of equal or lesser monetary value, including her collection of American Idol commemorative plates. Winners shall be responsible and liable for all federal, state and local taxes on the value of their prize. To receive a complete list of winners or a copy of the Official Sweepstakes Rules, send a self-addressed stamped envelope to McMansion Therapy, 321 Jump St., Pranksville, USA 1337.
Comments (39)
Harsh!
omg, you totally had me! I was so excited.
those are some pretty wacky contest rules!
Ha-ha.
SAD :)
yup, got me. good one.
http://www.dashes.com/anil/2006/03/your-april-fool.html
Inn the spirit of unwinnable contests my answer is as follows:
"Too Wild To Tame" by The Boyzz, "Tumbling Dice" by the Rolling Stones, "YMCA" by the Village People, "Danke Schoen" by Wayne Newton, "Straight On" by Heart, and the US national anthem by Francis Scott Key
BTW great contest prank
Damn - And I was actually trying to think of a reason!
I'm in desperate need of a credenza!!
grrrrrr. totally not cool! I was all excited and such.
I thought that Jeffrey had simply gone off the deep end to want to part with it. Or had met a bad end and his estate was syphoning it off!
I love how the rules saya "To enter, you must be a U.S. resident, age 118 or older."
Looks like no one wins the stereo cabinet.
(I wanted what's behind door #3 anyways....)
Not that anyone is keeping score, but this is my favorite 4.1 post so far.
wow. 2 in one day... you guys must be pooped.
Oh, that's just mean. LOL
Djluckyonline - where's the other one?
Hey, it made me register to the site...
So cruel! I too assumed the maker must have died, or ran off and left it behind with a jilted lover.
Whew, I'm glad its home and safe.
Hell, if I die, I'm taking this stereo cabinet across the River Styx to my new address in Hades ;)
I knew he wouldn't part with that!! Good one though.
I just saw the other one.
oh man. and i spent 30 minutes thinking of something witty!
Awww, uncool! :'(
oh man! i am totally not 118 or older!
as my two year old would say, "you meanos".
our ages added together are 132 including children and pets.
thanks for the reminder!!!!!
If I can't enter by ouija board, it's just not worth entering at all.
I'm not a fan of April Fools. Still its a beautiful piece.
my April Fool's joke was to tell my mom my boyfriend (who she loves) proposed marriage to me. hee heeeee! ok, i know it was mean but her reaction was hilarious. :-)
ok ok you got me.
how about just shipping gregory over to rehaul a piece?
Friends, if we were truly mean, we would have just sent you to this site.
looks great!
I want the American Idol commemorative plates!
gregory
Rick Astley freakin rocks!
Seriously, though, this would have been a really sweet giveaway.
Stereo Cabinet, I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna let you go
Never gonna give you away
Never gonna make you a prize on AT~