Hooo boy. So here it goes: a few weekends ago, I went to my parents' house to pick up a slew of boxes that they had schlepped from Virginia to LA during their move that were marked as "Girls Room-Books." (My sister and I shared a room for some time). When I finally got motivated to open it, I was expecting to see our collection of Encyclopedia Browns or even perhaps a cheeky handful of Nancy Drews. But no, what I found was...our hidden stash of Sweet Valley High Books. (Don't judge until you've read one. As long as it isn't the one where Elizabeth and Jessica fight a werewolf in London.)
Anyway. As a joke, I gave our collection to an unsuspecting bride-to-be at her bridal shower (I also gave her a set of margarita glasses, I didn't want to look like a completely tasteless idiot). And instead of tossing them in the trash, she tore off the covers, stuck them in frames, and hung them in the vanity area of her bathroom. I was pleasantly surprised when I saw them, all neatly framed (and matted!), and on a slightly peach-tinted wall. I almost...dare I say it...think they look TOTALLY EFFING AWESOME! Or maybe, I just like things in a grid.
PS The first person who admits that this is also awesome will get a copy of Kidnapped By The Cult! Or maybe The Wakefields of Sweet Valley. So don't forget to include your email.
omg! i loved those books when i was in 5th-7th grades. i couldn't put em down. i'm not sure if i am feelin the art vibe of them though…
view theblt's profile
i kindof love this idea :)
view goodnightdean's profile
:snerk: I kinda love this too! And I can't remember actually reading one of these books. Just handling them. But I did read a slew of "The Cheerleaders" one summer.
Now that is kitsch done right...
view Lady J's profile
hah! love it! if i had my old copies, i would try to select and group covers by theme...he he he
view sui generis's profile
love anything in a grid as well...but this is really fun.
Ah don't forget Judy Blume...I'm having memories of back in the day when I prayed for a jr high party invites and a spin the bottle game or two.
perfect kitsch.
view richie rich's profile
oh so awesome!!! remember the one when elizabeth rides on her boyfriend's motorcycle (was his name ned?), gets into an accident, falls into a coma, and then wakes up and acts all slutty like jessica? man i LOVED that one!
view katie's profile
BRILLIANT.
view anh-minh's profile
I ready sooooo many of those. I think a new came out every month or something.
view heps's profile
i remember the one with the accident/slutty sister one too! i don't know the name of the boyfriend, but i don't think it was ned, cause that was nancy drew's boyfriend's name...unless there was some kind of crossover...
view evamae's profile
Haha, I specifically remember several of those volumes!
Perhaps next time I go to my mom's, I should grab my old Baby-sitters Club calendars... ;)
view chiffonade's profile
Hahaha...umm. I think Elizabeth's boyfriend was named Todd. OK, so I re-read like 3 or 4 of em before I gave the collection away! (And I felt really weird afterwards, like I just wasted an afternoon. And that feeling is worse than laying on the couch and watching the a Facts of Life marathon, my friends).
And goodnightdean, I think you just won yourself a Sweet Valley High book. So send me your address (grace@apartmenttherapy.com)
PS Richie Rich, I also found a copy of "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret" in that box. And it was AWESOME. I think someone should get the original cover blown up into a poster.
view grace's profile
This made me so happy.
view kraft's profile
Ok. I'm, like, so copying! (You won't hate for copying will you? I'll TOTALLY tell everyone it was your idea, I swear!)
view staciaD in N.Cal's profile
I feel sorry for her husband to be.
view mscot's profile
I loved Sweet Valley High! It's almost a shame that I would most certainly *not* enjoy reading them again, because I spent many a pre-teen afternoon reading them, and theyw ere great!
view folara's profile
Wow. Large posters of book covers would be great - how about Paula Danziger too?
I don't think I could bring myself to rip the covers off the books!
view Jo UK's profile
The large poster idea is a la that first issue of Blueprint with the blown up vintage envelope.
view Lady J's profile
I can see a wall of Lois Duncan's: The Third Eye, Summer of Fear, Stranger with My Face...
view Lady J's profile
I completely missed these, but I've read my share of embarrassing books.
(These are not the embarrassing ones.) For years, I tried to get my kids to read my old copies of Classics Illustrated, and they wouldn't. Then I flipped through them myself, and realized that I wouldn't want to read them now, either. And that what I really liked about them at this point was the covers. So I framed my favorites.
Large posters of book covers--they have a million of them at barnesandnoble.com .
view Joan A.'s profile
I used to be the biggest fag in school reading and collecting these books. I loved it and carried them with me everywhere. I used to check them out at the library but demanded my mom buy me my own copies for my collection; much to the chagrin of my testoterone soaked father.
I love the twins!!! I wanted to be them!!!
view Keisha Kornbread's profile
Call me crazy, but to this day, I still remember that in one of the books the twins are at a party and of friend of theirs decides to do coke. For the first time. And overdoses. And dies! It scared me to death and made me never want to try drugs ever.
view Ksquared's profile
JoUK, instead of ripping off the covers, you could make a really good quality color copy of them.
view robyn's profile
That is great!
view Melissa A.'s profile
What memories...I also read the junior high ones. They totally made me want to be a blonde from California rather than a brunette from Pennsylvania.
view Christine (the one in DC)'s profile
That is such genius. I went so far as to read the tertiary Sweet Valley novels, like about how their grandmother or great-grandmother was a circus performer and a bootlegger? And then there was that one when they were at Sweet Valley University where they went to Kansas or Nebraska or something?
This makes me want to do this with all my old Babysitter's Club books, but they're not nearly as cool or kitsch as SWT.
view KristinaXI's profile
Todd!!! His name was totally Todd!
I was wondering if I was crossing my pre-teen reading wires with fictional boyfriend names. Ned was Nancy Drew's boyfriend. Durr!!!
view katie's profile
I think Mr. Wakefield (the girls' father) is named Ned.
I gave my collection away but when my cousin's daughter is done reading them, I might try to do something similar with the covers.
view jems's profile
I sold my collection of Sweet Valley Twins then regretted it and tracked down a few of my favorites. I hate the idea of ripping covers off books but maybe I could photo copy "Are you there god, its me Margaret" and frame it.
view LaDonnaNichole's profile
I did a similar thing, but with covers from a pile of old pulp novels. They're very graphic and bright, and the titles and taglines are hilarious (The Girl with the Sweet Plump Knees is my favorite).
view AnnaO's profile
where was i when this post was originally written?! i have a habit of buying SVH books at garage sales, usually for a dime or so. the idea of tearing the covers from any book, even a book that costs only ten cents, sends chills through my spine. so i just display them on a side table.
(and i must confess, i read them before i display them.)
view lemonpie's profile
enlarged book covers would be a good idea also, for a child's room for example; Goodnight Moon, Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs and Where the Wild Things Are.
...or Classic Cookbook Covers for Kitchen decor - Joy of Cooking; Betty Crocker, Julia Child or Jeff Smith
The possibilities are endless...
view lynnelise1's profile