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The 12 Best Household Uses for Vodka (Not including Martinis)

atla-022608-vodka01.jpgWe've always got a bottle in our freezer but we never thought that there was much use for it beyond our weekend Bloody Marys. But then, we received this list from a friend. At first we were startled. Wasn't our house going to smell like a bad frat party the boozy morning afterwards? Then we realized: plain vodka's nothing more than a mixture of pure alcohol and water. Now, instead of getting headaches off the cheap stuff, here are some ways we can use it around the house.

  1. Keep Aphids off houseplants. Wash off houseplants with tap water then dab the leaves with a cotton ball dipped in vodka. Do not use alcohol on delicate plants like African Violets.
  2. Shine chrome, glass and porcelain bathroom fixtures. Soak a soft, clean cloth with vodka and shine.
  3. Remove hairspray from mirrors. Soak a soft, clean cloth with vodka and wipe mirrors clean.
  4. Clean crystal and porcelain ornaments.
  5. Clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers by filling a spray bottle with vodka, then spraying the caulking. Wait 5 minutes, then wash clean. Bonus: the alcohol in the vodka actually kills mold and mildew.
  6. Clean a chandelier right where it hangs! Spray the chandelier with a solution of four teaspoons of vodka to one pint of water. Put down a cloth or plastic sheet to catch the drips.
  7. Remove stains by rubbing with a clean cloth soaked in vodka. Rinse thoroughly.
  8. Clean jewelry and cutlery. Soak it in vodka for five minutes, rinse and dry.
  9. Remove the glue left behind by stickers and labels. Rub the glue with a soft, clean cloth soaked in vodka.
  10. Use it to kill bees and wasps.
  11. To get rid of the smell of cigarette smoke, mix one part vodka to three parts water, spray and let dry.
  12. Clean tiles in the bathroom by spraying with vodka. Leave it on for 5 minutes and rinse. Great for getting rid of soap scum.

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Are you serious? There are much cheaper alternatives than vodka for most of these "tips"

posted by Daily Nuance on 2008-02-27 13:54:52
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I just can't bring myself to use my Grey Goose for above household tips. It'd be a sacrilege.

posted by drinknbake on 2008-02-27 14:13:34
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I think these are meant for the $10 a gallon type of vodka :)

posted by suziegoombs on 2008-02-27 14:22:05
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Vodka martinis are a terrible waste. If you prefer vodka over gin you just haven't had a well made martini yet.

10 was disproved by the Mythbusters I believe.

posted by Max on 2008-02-27 14:25:54
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yeah, yeah, yeah... Martha Stewart uses leftover wine to freeze it in the ice cubes trays and make a sous later. Curiously, we never had left over wine in our house! As for the cleaning with vodka, it's a joke, right?

posted by Astrid Vladi on 2008-02-27 14:41:35
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It seems like white vinegar accomplishes most of these tasks.

posted by mmadden on 2008-02-27 14:46:23
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Yes, vodka is for cocktail hour; not spring cleaning.

posted by callbob on 2008-02-27 14:48:05
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Actually, this is a list of 10 plausible reasons to give the neighbors for why you have dozens of empty vodka bottles iny our recycling bin.

posted by pilgrim on 2008-02-27 14:52:33
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And, err, uhhh, rubbing alcohol/white vinegar/solution of baking soda in water is a lot cheaper. If you're trying to find "green" ways to get your cleaning done, there are household cleaning books out there (I'm pretty sure the Martha Stewart housekeeping book has a decent cleaning guide in it) that tell you which non-toxic household agents will do the trick...without resorting to raiding the liquor cabinet.

posted by artsandletters on 2008-02-27 14:53:03
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I think you can substitute vinegar for most of these. Big deal, so your house smells like pickles for half an hour.
Save the vodka for a drink after you've cleaned up!

posted by revolution9 on 2008-02-27 15:07:59
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Something else that vodka's good for is de-stinkifying difficult clothing. I occasionally work in wardrobe at various theaters, and the harder-to-wash items -- opera dresses, suits -- get turned inside-out and sprayed with vodka at night, and then left to air out. You use the cheapest kind you can buy, not the kind you'd actually want to drink. When I visited Kentucky and found my gorgeous winter coat reeking of smoke after visiting a bar, I just spritzed it with some vodka and it was set to go by the next morning.

posted by peanut on 2008-02-27 16:06:33
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this will come in handy for the bottles of cheap vodka that people brought to my housewarming party. cheap bastards ;)

posted by goodnightdean on 2008-02-27 16:12:12
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We stopped drinking cheap vodka in college.

Cleaning with Vodka is a sin. Clearly you have to be a non-drinker to use vodka for cleaning purposes.

posted by mar5195 on 2008-02-27 19:16:30
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Peanut, I did the same thing when I was a costumer! If you use equal parts really bad vodka and water, it's actually cheaper than Febreeze, totally effective, and doesn't leave any fragrance behind.

And believe me, I'm a lush...obviously you aren't going to use Grey Goose for these purposes, but like Goodnightdean, I always seem to end up with half a bottle of crappy booze in the cupboard after parties.

posted by midmogirl on 2008-02-27 22:49:15
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Cobblers use flat champagne and linen to give the high-shine to leather shoes...

posted by Violetsrose on 2008-02-28 08:03:26
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Midmogirl, I was just thinking the same thing. I used to work in a costume shop and the highly scented-ness of Febreeze would bother some people's allergies but we had a huge cheap-o plastic bottle of vodka on hand for cleaning purposes when there wasn't enough time to send things out to be dry cleaned.

posted by lkampas on 2008-02-28 10:00:23
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We've had half a bottle of tequila for about 10 years will this work?

posted by hrhprincessfiona on 2008-02-28 11:03:59
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13. Cherry Vodka Sour.

posted by Djluckyonline on 2008-02-28 23:28:58
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A cocktail made with vodka and dry vermouth is not a martini!

posted by Voiles Blanches on 2008-02-29 11:52:54
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Peanut- Mythbusters did a segment on this a few years ago, that Vodka actually doesn't release smoke from anything, although I'm glad it worked for you!!

posted by sarahrae on 2008-02-29 12:11:29
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