Look: Gotta Go Briefcase

We used to work with a friend who told us he was unable to "go" anywhere except at home because that was the only place he was comfortable (ahem, TMI perhaps?). We think we've found an invention for those people like my friend who prefer to only use their own bathroom...

The water proof briefcase retains an elegant yet durable appearance with high quality Mahogany leather, a strong lightweight aluminum internal structure, and stainless steel bowl with generously equipped sealing lid. Quietly and discreetly go about your personal "business" anywhere you please with a fold out leather privacy panel which tucks away neatly to the side when you have completed your multi-tasking. A toilet paper dispenser easily swings out and can be conveniently stored in an inconspicuous storage compartment under the padding [for added discretion] when not in use.

Included with the Gotta Go Briefcase are a small tray with cup holder (clips onto the privacy panel), attachable vanity mirror, and refillable hand sanitizing dispenser. The newspaper and air freshener are not included but recommended.

Yes, it's just a joke, so don't get your TP in a bunch.

[via Inventorspot]

Comments (11)

It may be a joke, but SOMEONE out there would actually use it.

posted by aladywhoknows on March 14th 2008 at 1:52pm
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That's just gross

posted by hdtex on March 14th 2008 at 2:07pm
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That is just so funny! I hope no one would actually use it though... but wow someone has a funny sense of humor.

posted by AimeeRoo on March 14th 2008 at 3:36pm
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I wonder if your skin would grow around it after two years?

posted by di on March 14th 2008 at 5:32pm
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I already carry enough useless sh*t in my briefcase...

posted by lightspeed on March 14th 2008 at 5:39pm
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LOL LOL

posted by Lizzykewl on March 14th 2008 at 6:15pm
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I knew a girl in college who was convinced it was impolite and NEVER appropriate to make #2 in a public restroom.

So just what are you supposed to do... drive home?
Talk about anal rententive!!!

posted by clickchick on March 14th 2008 at 8:18pm
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Yeah clickchick, I think I work with that girl...

posted by VickyA on March 15th 2008 at 3:26pm
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This cracks me up.

posted by design_scouting on March 17th 2008 at 1:58pm
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"..... a fold out leather personal PRIVACY panel..."

hm.. he he... HeHE HAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

posted by lynnelise1 on March 17th 2008 at 7:00pm
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- is that a coffee stain on those briefings????

posted by lynnelise1 on March 17th 2008 at 7:04pm
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