Real estate has reached a new high (or low, depending on how you look at it) with this mansion in Corona del Mar.
The "Portabello" (named for its mushroom shape) has gone on the market for $75 million, making it one of the three most expensive homes in America.
The home features ocean views from most rooms, a two-story grotto with pool, 2 spas, bowling alley, theater, cafe, full exercise facility and a dungeon. You can read more HERE.
We're just kidding about the dungeon.
Checked out the agent's website. How amusing - the aerial view shows the whole suburb. All those huge houses stuck right up against each other like the row houses of the poor. You can claw your way of of a slum, but you take the concept with you.
Genuinely wealthy people have lots of space around their homes. There's no point having that kind of money if you can see into the neighbours home every time you look out of your side windows.
I wonder if it comes with a golf cart so you can drive from one end of it to the other.
Somewhere in the VIP room of an exclusive hush-hush nightspot, Lindsay Lohan is texting her real estate agent.