1000 Lb. Coffee Table

This is the 1000 LB. coffee table. Although it has the look of Carrara or Onyx marble, the boys at Sundayland say that it is "quarried from pure imagination".

High gloss patterned vinyl and foam make this block of beauty perfect for anywhere inside or out.

Comments (8)

And we take it that the 1,000-pound coffee table sits wherever it wants?

posted by wende in san francisco on 2005-12-01 11:11:12

At first glance it made me chuckle...so i guess the actual weight has like 3 fewer zeros.

posted by Ky T on 2005-12-01 13:01:34

actually make that 2..

posted by Ky T on 2005-12-01 13:02:37

If I bought that I better stay in my apartment for a long time because nobody will help me move that thing. A beer promise won't cut it.

posted by dani on 2005-12-01 17:49:49

Does anyone...not like it? Its vinyl. All it needs is a bow in the center top and you could carry to someone's house for the holidays and put some sweat on your forehead...

I had a slow day today...

posted by jmarieb on 2005-12-01 18:53:04

tacky =/

posted by Dan on 2005-12-02 22:19:03

i think this is the most perfect table i've ever seen in my life!

posted by mischa on 2005-12-11 10:51:59

I want one for Christmas!!!!!

posted by aj on 2005-12-11 11:09:03