Don't live in a city where you can get the LA Times? You can read the article here online.
BTW, I'm totally Paula; I don't think we even have a Simon here on the LA site. And New Yorkers, I don't have anything against you despite the one edited quote they included about negative remarks from our readers from the East Coast (I now know what it feels like to be a politician being misquoted). I hope I haven't started a bi-coastal equivalent of Tupac and Biggie all over again.