When your smile gets tired during the holidays, let your centerpiece take over. We've drawn smiley faces on our food before, but somehow Martha Stewart makes the practice look a bit more intentional and sophisticated. A bit.
The eyes are made with pushpins, and the mouth is carved and filled with a Sharpie. Hopefully it goes without saying that after this treatment, be sure to cut out the Sharpied part before eating the vegetable.