Look! The Onion's 2008 Faux Gift Boxes

Look! The Onion's 2008 Faux Gift Boxes

Gregory Han
Dec 4, 2008

Uggh, we're having one of those days that normally fall under the category of "Mondays". The sort of day where every action is followed by a misstep and you're rushing at 110mph...backwards...all the while patting your head and rubbing your belly while whistling Dixie. So to give ourselves a bit of respite and calm us down, we detoured over to The Onion where we found ourselves chuckling over their new fake-real gifts (it's just a box to put something else into as a gift). The Kleen•Stride Personal Debris Removal seems strangely like something we'd see in certain guilty pleasure catalogs, no? One more below...

The Kleen•Stride Personal Debris Removal box is sized at 12"x9"x4" for $7.99, plenty big enough to hide something much nicer that won't result in your recipient bawling or bopping you in the groin upon initial unwrapping.

And don't forget the pets...they have a much more forgiving sense of humour about these things. The iFeast Pet Feeding MP3 Docking Station is so stupid...we're sure someone will make it.

[via Gizmodo]

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