Like many of you, I swoon over the idea of a natural home filled with those lush greens that account for so much of a home's appeal. So despite — or maybe because o f— a ridiculous list of failed attempts at maintaining a little green in my home, I've found myself going back to some fail-safe options. And by fail-safe I mean that we can co-habitate for at least a month before the poor plant meets its doom. For someone who is used to tossing vases full of wilted flowers after a few days I consider a month-long fling with a plant a serious feat.
• Curly Willow. For a cut branch, these sculptural beauties last forever — mine have been going strong for 2 months. And the best part is that they continue to change each day, going from bare branch to green and leafy in a matter of weeks — with little to no maintenance after the first watering. This time of year they can be ordered through your local florist or sometimes found at your local grocery store.
• Moss. Even if I didn't also share a name with this bryophyte, I would feel a certain loyalty to it. It makes an unexpected centerpiece or addition to a bathroom when placed in a shallow bowl, and I've found it to be the closest thing to long-term love. My current moss terrarium — made out of a little-used cheese dome — has been in my life since November. November as in 5 months ago. Some types can be ordered through your local florist, or you can raid a mossy patch in your backyard like I did. Place a layer of broken gravel-sized charcoal in a shallow bowl, cover it with a thin layer of soil, then clumps of moss. I mist mine with water every couple weeks if it is under a dome, and otherwise once a week if it is in open air. It should not be saturated, just slightly wet to the touch.
• Potted Grass. It's sleek and a little quirky, it looks great gracing a modern table or window ledge, and you can pick your variety to suit your home, which means you can grow it with great sucess even if you get very little natural light. Check out my detailed growing instructions: How To Grow Grass Indoors.
• Air plants. As sad as I was to learn that these exotic plant aren't completely maintenance free, they are pretty close. Soak them in water once a week for about an hour and mist occasionally if they are in a super sunny spot.
• Phalaenopsis Orchids. With my reputation, I was wary the first time I invited this flowering beauty home, but after having had several good — month long or longer— flings with Phalaenopsis Orchids I've added them to my safety list. You can find them at most grocery stores and big box home centers as well as just about any florist shop. They don't require (or thrive in) direct sunlight and require relatively infrequent watering. Moisten the soil once a week or less since soil should never be wet, and you'll be good to go. My florist told me that you can judge an orchid's health on its leaf color. If the leaves are bright green than it's doing fine, but if the leaves are a very dark green than it needs more light exposure.
I will also add that cut and forced branches are other go to plant staples. They usually last for at least a month with little other than water an a little indirect sunlight. Although you're likely to find enough flowering branches in bloom by this time of year, you can still check out my post on How To Force Branches To Flower for easy instructions.
Images: 1-3, 5: Leah Moss, 4: Fernseed via Apartment Therapy






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My orchid dies every month or so...but my dad's orchids come back again and again every year..nobody knows, i certainly don't know what makes it flower every year.
Japanese peace lillies. Seriously, mine starts drooping and water just perks it right back up. You only need to water it maybe once or twice a week.
I got my first orchid about 3 months ago. It is still alive!!! and healthy looking. A few weeks in, a couple of the buds died, but the flowers on it are still going strong. I water it once a week and then tip it over the sink with my hand covering the bark it is planted in- so it drains and won't sit in water. Very exciting for me. Would love to try a terrarium.
If you're in the DC area and looking for orchids, definitely check out Al's Orchid Greenhouse in Leesburg - http://www.orchidexchange.com/. It is massive and Al is super helpful at answering questions. I went about a month ago and he basically gave us a guided tour of the greenhouse with descriptions of everything and it was great.
I'm in the process of killing a pathos that I inherited from a neighbor who moved. Supposedly you can't kill these things, but I'm making a pretty good run at it.
ferns are also beautiful
Purple Shamrocks (Oxalis Triangularis)! I've had mine for about four years now, and it is unstoppable. I have a similarly black thumb, and every now and again for whatever reason I just stop taking care of this thing. It appears to die completely, but once I start watering again and keeping it in a brightish window, it comes right back, full as ever, within a few weeks. HIGHLY recommend. It's really gratifying to have a plant that is so immediately responsive to care (or lack of it). The really fun part is that it will really lean toward the light source, so much so that you'll need to turn it once a day. Mine practically plasters itself to the windowpane. Adorable.
Cyclamen are great! I've had one for a year on my kitchen windowsill and it's been blooming pretty pink flowers non stop. And it only needs watering about once a week.
I love cut flowers, but nothing beats orchids. They are so undemanding and even a Home Depot discounted Phalaenopsis will bloom for 3 months in a row. Some bloom again a year later, some don't, but I consider them to be the best $12 investment.
i second the oxalis--mine finally died (after more than a decade) when it was left in an unheated storage unit for three months in the dead of winter. i still haven't pitched it, because i am pretty sure that a *little* more love can bring it back.
Succulents are hard to kill!
My good friend gave me a purple heart plant in the year 2000--and it is still going strong! I am no green thumb, but this hardy plant and I get along well. When the spirit moves it, the purple heart produces delicate pink flowers. The purple leaves are striking against my yellow walls. And now that we have a nice balcony, the purple heart spends the summer outside soaking up the sun and breathing fresh air.
Does anybody know where I can find that lamp in the first picture?
Thank you! Any gardening/indoors plant ideas for those of us who have black thumbs (ie, like the IDEA of plants more than the actual caring for them) are so, so welcome in my life.
Yeah, I am also extremely interested to know the brand of that lamp in picture #1. We're decorating our new house and having trouble finding good lamps for the living room, and that lamp looks pretty awesome.
Any ideas?
shadowstorm , flushbb - it's restoration hardware's train station sconce, and we love it!!!
Cool, thanks, LeahDC! Just found them on restoration hardware's site. I feel an online order coming on.
I suppose I wouldn't know whether it is a *truly* low-maintenance plant, or just my experience with it, but I have to say that back in 2004, I was given a tiny sprig of jade. I planted it, occasionally water it, and repotted it once or twice and the thing is huge now. I do practically nothing to it and it thrives like the dickens.
One of the problems with phalaenopsis is that they are often grown in sphagnum moss. This works well in the hot and humid commercial greenhouses, but in the home the roots usually start to rot. So if you can't seem to keep them alive for more than a couple months, you could try repotting them in bark after you buy them.
ChiquitaHannah:
I managed to kill a succulent. That is how black my thumb is. Terrariums are good because they are pretty self-sustaining... at least the ones that actually shut, because they keep moisture quite well (maybe too well. Mine is looking like a tropical rainforest: warm and misty).
When I first moved into my house 2 years ago, my aunt sent me a couple of African violets. I regularly forget to water them, but they're still going strong! So I'd add them to the list as well. :-)
I'll add snake plant (also known as mother-in-law's tongue, but I love my MIL so I don't call it that) and heartleaf philodendron. I've had both for around half a year now. Just water once a week. The philodendron is going crazy. And it's real easy to take cuttings to make your plant fuller or share with friends. (A coworker gave me mine.) :)
KayinKCMO: I know it was unintentional but you gave me a great belly laugh: you meant pothos, but it's much better considering the process of killing a neighbor's pathos!
My coworkers used to make fun of me for killing the annual Christmas party poinsettia before New Years Day. Then I got a planter with about eight different cactii. One by one they succumbed to my neglect. Within two years, they were all dead.
I love the pillow with all the branches in the first photo..anyone know where I can find it?
I too have a black thumb. I have one plant, his name is Charlie, he's been with me for about ten years now and though there has been many times I've forgotten to water him and it has looked like he has died, once I begin watering him again he perks right up. I LOVE this plant. Don't know what it is called, it was a gift, but it has viney leafy tendrils that grow really long when he is healthy. :) Thanks to this article I now have a long list to check out other hard to kill plants. Can't wait to go to Home Depot. Thanks!
I would like to add that reading these comments has made me feel so much better about my black thumb. Thanks for sharing your plant stories, fellow black thumbers!
I've given up on orchids after killing at least half a dozen of them, one by one. Like another commenter, I've even managed to kill some mythically immortal pothos (I think I overwatered them).
I got my husband an orchid plant 4 years ago for Valentine's Day, because I kill things so it was HIS responsibility - LOL. To this day, through a house-move and all, that plant is still gor-ge-ous and blooms every single year. He does NOT water it once/week. He waters it once/month for these last four years and it is dormant during the winter but it sprung up its first buds for 2011 about a month ago and is in full bloom now. I'm pretty sure it's NEVER going to die. YAY!!
I know the self-proclaimed brown thumbs may disagree, but I think anyone can have success with houseplants as long as you buy plants that are appropriate for the light in your apt/house. You cannot trick a plant. Full sun is different than partial sun and a plant that wants full will not cooperate with partial.
And knowing how to water correctly is crucial. When I water, its a long drink, all the way to the roots. Then its the "first-knuckle" rule: put your finger in the soil to the first knuckle, if the soil is wet, the plant doesn't need water right away. Certain plants want a more specific schedule: I water all my cacti/succulents once a month and my peace lily and pothos want at least once a week. And yellowing leaves do not necessarily mean it wants more water - could be just the opposite!
Ok! Enough plant preaching. Good luck finding plants that work for you!
I manage to kill most plants, but have had a collection of orchids that flower year after year. They need a hot, draught-free spot, and a very occasional drenching (allow to dry out thoroughly in between). Jade plants are almost indestructible too - again, avoid overwatering. For outside, bamboo is very low-maintenance.
Oh, some herbs are also indestructible. Thyme and chives require no maintenance.