Messiest Closet 2006: Riian Wins Astech Closet's Services

Messiest Closet 2006: Riian Wins Astech Closet's Services

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Maxwell Ryan
Jun 2, 2006

What a day. The heat. The rain. The messiest closet in NYC. After a weak start, Riian's Bedroom Tragedy took the lead late last night and left The Garridos' Non-User Friendly behind. Riian crossed the finish line at 4pm today with a healthy lead of 53 votes. A lot of people think she needs help. Therefore, congratulations are due to Riian for taking first place. She and her husband will get our best efforts at consulting and (infinitely more valuable) a closet makeover from Astech Closet Systems. We also expect before and after pix, AND tremendous improvement. The Garrido's are due congratulations as well and they will receive an autographed copy of our book with a congratulations letter for being a part of our community and putting themselves out there. As for the rest of you, all of those who said that these closets weren't so bad, we have only one thing to say: Where were you? If you had worse, why the heck didn't you pick up and enter? We won't take any backtalk until you walk the line. We expect to see you all next year. And you know who you are Silly Me, deegee, Fiona..... ;-) Thanks to everyone and have a great weekend!
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