Metaphys Electric Uzu Vacuum

Metaphys Electric Uzu Vacuum

Gregory Han
Feb 16, 2007

Am I the only one who thinks the Dyson vacuums look cheap and poorly built? Sure, they look great in the photographs, but up close, they remind me of my childhood plastic Transformer toys...the bastard child of Hummer aesthetics and a self contained tornado of suction. They also don’t perform nearly as well as they like to brag, especially notable considering the premium price tag. If we’re going to pay that kind of money, I’d rather import one of these Metaphys Electric Uzu 12010 upright vacuums (about $243), because if is there are any people more obsessed with hygiene and cleanliness than us Yanks, it’s the Japanese.

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