The Mitemite Newspaper Print Laptop Sleeve is fully lined in black satin with an exterior that tells everyone you still remember when everyone was carrying around newspapers and not their laptops. Will it deter someone swiping your laptop? We doubt it, unless they're horrible near-sighted.

The Mitemite Newspaper Print Laptop Sleeve is available for $157 (sort of appropriate considering the "Million Pound..." headline on the front).

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